New Year's ficlets

[sermocinare]

So I asked people to give me short prompts, and I'd write them a fic.

Here are the results. Links to AO3 because I am too lazy to post them all here.

Avengers, Darcy/Loki: Wedding traditions (PG)

Avengers, gen: Avenge the New Year

X-Men First Class, gen: Man I hate Illinois Nazis

Watchmen, Adrian/Dan: Why angels hate Christmas