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Dirty songfic
Apr. 14th, 2010 04:45 pmFandom: Watchmen
Title: Clome on closer
Rating: NC-17 (sex)
Characters: Adrian/Eddie
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. I just wish I did.
Summary: Adrian has plans with Eddie
Author's note: Inspired by the song "Come on Closer" by Jem
( Ozy had been sitting there, just watching him for the last quarter of an hour )
Title: Clome on closer
Rating: NC-17 (sex)
Characters: Adrian/Eddie
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. I just wish I did.
Summary: Adrian has plans with Eddie
Author's note: Inspired by the song "Come on Closer" by Jem
( Ozy had been sitting there, just watching him for the last quarter of an hour )
The road to hell is paved with porn
Jan. 19th, 2010 02:59 pmFandom: Watchmen
Title: Mortal Sin
Rating: NC-17 (sex, language, with a side order of blasphemy)
Pairings: Adrian/Eddie
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, I just play with them.
Summary: Eddie and Adrian, sinning it up in a church...
Author's note: Originally done for kinkmeme. All glory to the kinkmeme.
( Never figured you'd be the churchgoing type, Oz )
Title: Mortal Sin
Rating: NC-17 (sex, language, with a side order of blasphemy)
Pairings: Adrian/Eddie
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, I just play with them.
Summary: Eddie and Adrian, sinning it up in a church...
Author's note: Originally done for kinkmeme. All glory to the kinkmeme.
( Never figured you'd be the churchgoing type, Oz )
Canon, fanon and those bloody natzees
Jan. 13th, 2010 11:05 am(x-posted from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fireez for fun and profit and for being relevant to the interests of this journal, cut for the benefit of those on both f-lists)
( Character interpretation and fanon nazis )
fireez for fun and profit and for being relevant to the interests of this journal, cut for the benefit of those on both f-lists)( Character interpretation and fanon nazis )
I wonder where that came from
Jan. 12th, 2010 02:16 pmFandom: Watchmen
Title: A kiss with a fist (is better than none)
Rating: R (cussing, violence, sex)
Pairings: Adrian/Eddie
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, I just play with them.
Summary: Eddie and Adrian really should stay out of each other's way
Author's note: Raw, drabble-ish thing inspired by Kiss with a fist by Florence and the Machine
( You hit me once, I hit you back, you gave a kick, I gave a slap... )
Title: A kiss with a fist (is better than none)
Rating: R (cussing, violence, sex)
Pairings: Adrian/Eddie
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, I just play with them.
Summary: Eddie and Adrian really should stay out of each other's way
Author's note: Raw, drabble-ish thing inspired by Kiss with a fist by Florence and the Machine
( You hit me once, I hit you back, you gave a kick, I gave a slap... )
Proof that yes, I'm slightly disturbed
Jan. 4th, 2010 05:18 pmAfter shuffling around with a nasty chest cold for days, I desparately needed something to cheer myself up with.
And what's better for doing that than Watchmen crack? And yes, this is complete and utter crack. Spawned from some comments over atskullsquid's.
So, suppose the second generation of masked vigilantes (well, Dan, Walter, Laurie, Adrian and Eddie) are grade schoolers. And suppose they take a field trip to the zoo.
Rating is G/PG. A few swearwords, but that's all.
( All right, children. You're allowed to explore the zoo until lunch, but stay with your partner at all times. I don't want to see any of you wandering around alone. Speaking of which... Edward Morgan Blake, if I catch you doing any funny business, you can spend the rest of the day waiting for us in the bus, you hear me? )
And what's better for doing that than Watchmen crack? And yes, this is complete and utter crack. Spawned from some comments over at
skullsquid's.So, suppose the second generation of masked vigilantes (well, Dan, Walter, Laurie, Adrian and Eddie) are grade schoolers. And suppose they take a field trip to the zoo.
Rating is G/PG. A few swearwords, but that's all.
( All right, children. You're allowed to explore the zoo until lunch, but stay with your partner at all times. I don't want to see any of you wandering around alone. Speaking of which... Edward Morgan Blake, if I catch you doing any funny business, you can spend the rest of the day waiting for us in the bus, you hear me? )
What's that on your lapel?
Nov. 23rd, 2009 05:58 pmFandom: Watchmen
Title: Pinned
Rating: R
Pairings: Adrian/Eddie
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, I just play with them.
Summary: When Adrian can't find anything to pin to his lapel, Eddie decides to help him out.
Author's note: I'm afraid this got a bit fluffy. But then, even Eddie can't be an ass all of the time. Many thanks to my beta for catching stray typos! Anything still left is totally my fault.
( Lost and found )
Title: Pinned
Rating: R
Pairings: Adrian/Eddie
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, I just play with them.
Summary: When Adrian can't find anything to pin to his lapel, Eddie decides to help him out.
Author's note: I'm afraid this got a bit fluffy. But then, even Eddie can't be an ass all of the time. Many thanks to my beta for catching stray typos! Anything still left is totally my fault.
( Lost and found )
On with the show - I can haz plot?
Nov. 10th, 2009 05:02 pm(x-posted to RATS)
Author: Fireez
Challenge: Blueberry Yoghurt #3 (a secret), Molasses #10 (if walls could talk) and Fudge Ripple #15 (confidence)
Extras: Rainbow Sprinkles
Rating: PG
Word count: 800
Summary: After a catastrophic event, there's really only one thing to do - clean up and move on. But some pieces of the puzzle are still missing.
Author's notes: On with the show! Another post-explosion story. Find out what was in Hahn's lab, and why it has people worried...
( It was almost like standing inside a cave, or the mouth of a giant mythical dragon... )
Author: Fireez
Challenge: Blueberry Yoghurt #3 (a secret), Molasses #10 (if walls could talk) and Fudge Ripple #15 (confidence)
Extras: Rainbow Sprinkles
Rating: PG
Word count: 800
Summary: After a catastrophic event, there's really only one thing to do - clean up and move on. But some pieces of the puzzle are still missing.
Author's notes: On with the show! Another post-explosion story. Find out what was in Hahn's lab, and why it has people worried...
( It was almost like standing inside a cave, or the mouth of a giant mythical dragon... )
Reworking of an old piece
Nov. 9th, 2009 12:40 am(Posted to RATS on Friday, but forgot to crosspost. And I didn't even have to flu shot for easy blame then.)
Author: Fireez
Challenge: Blueberry Yoghurt #5 (on edge), Molasses #20 (alpha male) and Fudge Ripple #19 (domination)
Rating: Probably R for swearing, adult themes and firearms
Word count: 1406
Summary: A confrontation in a subway station brings out the worst, and the best, in people
Author's notes: Apparently, my non-fanfic muse has taken a vacation to Hawaii or something. Anyway, I decided to lure her back by going over old stuff, and at least got a postcard. This story was originally written pre-RATS, but I upon re-reading, I wasn't quite happy with it. The characterization was a bit off, the ending wasn't even really there etc. So here's the revised, edited, now with a brand new and better ending! version. (Also, Mods: please slap me if this doesn't count for the challenges! Not sure on the rule for that.)
( The moviegoers spilled out of the brightness of the cinema and into the softly lit streets... )
Author: Fireez
Challenge: Blueberry Yoghurt #5 (on edge), Molasses #20 (alpha male) and Fudge Ripple #19 (domination)
Rating: Probably R for swearing, adult themes and firearms
Word count: 1406
Summary: A confrontation in a subway station brings out the worst, and the best, in people
Author's notes: Apparently, my non-fanfic muse has taken a vacation to Hawaii or something. Anyway, I decided to lure her back by going over old stuff, and at least got a postcard. This story was originally written pre-RATS, but I upon re-reading, I wasn't quite happy with it. The characterization was a bit off, the ending wasn't even really there etc. So here's the revised, edited, now with a brand new and better ending! version. (Also, Mods: please slap me if this doesn't count for the challenges! Not sure on the rule for that.)
( The moviegoers spilled out of the brightness of the cinema and into the softly lit streets... )
Pyramids? In the Antarctic?
Nov. 4th, 2009 11:49 amA friend asked for some Watchmen/X-Files crossover fic, specifically Adrian/Fox, because, well, hotness combined with brains times two equals unf. And so, this came to be.
Title: What happens in the Antarctic...
Fandom: Watchmen/X-Files crossover
Characters: Adrian Veidt/Fox Mulder
'verse: Movieverse for Watchmen, somewhere around Season 5 for X-Files.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the boys. I just abuse them.
Summary: When one of his sources tells him about strange things happening in the Antarctic, Mulder decides to investigate. What he finds there is strange even by his standards...
( Just as Fox had resigned himself to the fact that yes, an icy death was imminent, the headlights of his snowmobile hit something. Saying that it stood out a bit from the bland white snowy planes would be like saying that people at the FBI thought he was a bit off his rocker. )
Title: What happens in the Antarctic...
Fandom: Watchmen/X-Files crossover
Characters: Adrian Veidt/Fox Mulder
'verse: Movieverse for Watchmen, somewhere around Season 5 for X-Files.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the boys. I just abuse them.
Summary: When one of his sources tells him about strange things happening in the Antarctic, Mulder decides to investigate. What he finds there is strange even by his standards...
( Just as Fox had resigned himself to the fact that yes, an icy death was imminent, the headlights of his snowmobile hit something. Saying that it stood out a bit from the bland white snowy planes would be like saying that people at the FBI thought he was a bit off his rocker. )
Holding on
Oct. 15th, 2009 05:05 pm(x-posted)
Author: Fireez
Challenge: Blueberry Yoghurt #2 (homecoming), Molasses #30 (fade to black) and Fudge Ripple #3 (exhaustion)
Rating: PG-13 (some making out)
Word count: 1216
Summary: In the aftermath of the explosion, Dee and Irene draw strength from each other
Author's notes: Follow-up to this.
( Don't ever let me go )
Author: Fireez
Challenge: Blueberry Yoghurt #2 (homecoming), Molasses #30 (fade to black) and Fudge Ripple #3 (exhaustion)
Rating: PG-13 (some making out)
Word count: 1216
Summary: In the aftermath of the explosion, Dee and Irene draw strength from each other
Author's notes: Follow-up to this.
( Don't ever let me go )
