...I like this. Because I like Stephen King. And yeah, I do write kind of like him, at least where the process in concerned. But you know what makes this hilarious? The text I put in for analyzing was the first part of the ultra-fluffy fun fair fic *lol*. Even my fluff sounds like something written by a horror writer!
Edit: and then I put in the first part of the viral apocalypse, and got this:
So, when I write fluff, I sound like horror, and when I write (subtle) horror, I sound like... well, Kurt Vonnegut. I am endlessly amused by this.
Edit II: and my porn sounds like hard-boiled detective fiction (Raymond Chandler), while my fantasy fic sounds like scifi (Isaac Asimov). You all should do this. It is hilarious.